MARIAH & NICK PURCHASED WEDDING LICENCE IN THE BAHAMAS?

According to PEOPLE, the "newlyweds" Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon went and obtained a marriage license on the Caribbean island of Eleuthera.

So let's round this up. No Prenup. A 17 carats engagement ring. A 2 month romance. Da Brat being the only named guest at the wedding, and .... well, I can go on and on about the ridiculousness and all the holes that plaque this whole story. I expect to wake up tomorrow morning with the news that this whole thing was one big joke.