GOTDAMN MAAM! Yesterday in London, Amy Winehouse was spotted buying snacks from a petrol station. Apparently, she unveiled a brand new yeasty coloured hairdo. At least the bird-nest beehive has gone. Anythings gotta be a step-up from that right? WRONG! Amy was never an oil painting to begin with and looks aside, her album Back To Black was one of the most innovative soulful albums to date (I love music of live instrumentation). HOWEVER, she really does need to listen to her own words and do just that - go back to black. Besides, it's not like we're shagging the CD cover so to HELL with what she looks like these days. It's about enjoyment of music well composed, arranged and put together with meaningful lyrics that touch you within. But this right here is a disturbing sight:
Hot album and all, it's a shame Amy may miss out on making an appearance at the Grammy's next month all because she's a drug-filled wreck who cannot get her shit together. I guess Amy decided to put the trauma of hubby Blake's spending the rest of his days in prison strictly to the back of her mind and decided to test the waters instead - that blondes do actually have more fun. Do they REALLY? Because when it drastically ages you and makes you look like the cast from Grumpy Old Women slurping on concentrated lemon and beetroot juice, I think now's the time to say no, no, no.
Last night, Beyonce was looking natural and refreshed as she was spotted out in Midtown Manhattan with her beau Jay-Z:
Even without a shred of make-up, Beyonce looks great, much better than the clown make-up she likes to wear. She really needs to hire Rihanna's make-up artist when it's time to get all glammed up. The real secret to looking fab is that less is more. Not sure if anyone over here would be able to pull off wearing pedal pushers in the winter though. I know her legs must be cold somehow.
Yesterday, Kelis and HERO'S actress Dania Ramirez arrived at the "First Sunday" premiere at The Cinerama Dome in Los Angeles, California:
I've always admired Kelis for being different and unique in style. In fact, her fashion eccentricities is what set her apart from all the rest. But those high-waisted pants are hideous. And so is the mushroom hairstyle, but at least its hers and not a wig.
Strictly Come Dancing champion/singer Alesha Dixon and presenter Johnny Vaughan did a launch and photocall on Wednesday:
Since winning the show, Alesha has been on a roll lately and making headlines. She joined Capital Radio Breakfast DJ to launch 10K run in aid of Help A London Child charity at Leicester Square, London. Her album Fired Up was shelved in the UK because her singles did poorly on the charts and as a result she got dropped. However, reports suggest that the album will be released in Japan on 20th February.
Last night, Mashonda attended her Birthday Party which was hosted by her producer husband Swizz Beatz in New York:
She's pretty but her ass knows she was wrong for that dress with the mama bosoms and all.
Herve Leger isn't a dress that was made to accentuate all body shapes. Swizz Beatz totally fell the fuck off, looking like a pimped out version of Bin Laden:
He use to be cute. Clean-cut is the best way to go.
On Tuesday night, Mary J Blige appeared to have caught a jest of the holy ghost when she performed at a massive party put together by Monster Cable for its favorite retailers at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas:
I hate that Farrah Fawcett windblown wig. Hate it with a passion. Needing to add, everything about Mary is ghetto .... except for that ass. Keep it locked.
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