WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FOLKS HAVE TOO MUCH ARTISTIC CONTROL.....

This is the type of suicidal foot design that will make a school kid suicidal after their parents made them wear these to school and the kid got teased and laughed at as a result:

I remember in my high school days that you'd be the laughing stock if you were ever caught wearing LA Gears. My mom had to work her ass off into the ground to ensure I got my cool expensive Nikes. Of course the child could say 'Oh, but they came from Beyonce's House of Dereon fashion line'. Um, yeah, like that would make the shoe look any cooler. Beyonce and Tina really need to shoot themselves in the kneecaps for this one alone. I know you Beyonce stans would rock them with the quickness. I mean, they only cost $82.95 after all!

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